I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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