please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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