People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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