Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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