He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I love having hate sex.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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