Already got asked if we're dating
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
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