I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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