one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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