idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
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He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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