she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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