im drinking this country out of the recession.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
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The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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