I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
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