i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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