I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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