Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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