Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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