After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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