he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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