Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Welp...herpes.
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at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
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