people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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