I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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