My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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