i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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