was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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