next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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