I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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