3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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