She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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