I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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