I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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