i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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