Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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