Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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