He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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