She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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