at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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