is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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