wat bout pragnant strippers??
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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