Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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