I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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