Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Randomize