Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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