Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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