yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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