I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I don't deserve a penis
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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