You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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