how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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