There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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