just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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