I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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