Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!