I love black thongs
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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