just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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