I must be too annoying 4 u.
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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