She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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