Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
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I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
You almost got us killed.
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