and she was petting her beer can
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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