sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
