awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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