Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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