She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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