His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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