that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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